are u inlove?try this at home.. heheh
F U LOVE SOMETHING?
>
> Life is a matter of perspective. Even when we
> talk about a sensitive subject matter such as
> love, it all depends on how you see it and it all
> depends on your perspective.
>
> I received a funny little article about loving
> something and here?s how it goes.
>
> THE ORIGINAL VERSION: used to be this:
>
> F u love something, Set it free?
>
> F it comes back, its yours; f it doesn?t, it never
> was yours in the first place.
>
> BUT THE PESSIMIST?S VERSIONIS THIS:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she ever comes back, she?s yours; f she
doesn?t,
> well, as expected, she never was.
>
> THE OPTIMIST?S VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> Don?t worry, she will come back.
>
> THE SUSPICIOUS? VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she ever comes back, ask her why.
>
> THE IMPATIENT PERSON?S VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she doesn?t come back within some time
limit,
> forget her.
>
> THE PATIENT PERSON?S VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she doesn?t come back, continue to wait until
> she comes back?
>
> THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
> *F she comes back, and f u love her still, set her
> free again, (repeat)
>
> THE LAWYER?S VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
> amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly
> states that?
>
> THE BILL GATES VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she comes back, I think we can charge her for
> re-installation fees and tell her that she?s also
> going to get an up-grade.
>
> THE STATISTICIAN?S VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she loves you, the probability of her coming
> back is high.
>
> F she doesn?t, your relationship was
improbable
> anyway.
>
> THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody don?t ever set her free.
>
> THE MBA VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
instantaneously?
> and look for others simultaneously.
>
> THE PSYCHOLOGIST?S VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she comes back, her super ego is dominant.
If
> she doesn?t come back, her IQ is supreme. If
she
> doesn?t go, she must be crazy.
>
> THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she comes back, it?s time to look for fresh
> loans. If she doesn?t, write her off as an asset
> gone bad.
>
> THE MARKETING VERSION:
>
> F u love somebody, Set her free?
>
> F she comes back, she has brand loyalty. F she
> doesn?t, reposition the brand in new markets.
>
> Now you probably know what I mean when I say
that
> life is not what happens, but it?s how you take
> it.
>
> Here?s my version.
>
> F u love somebody, you will care enough to
share
> your life to help, to give, rather than to get or
> to receive.
>
> F u love somebody, you will begin to invest
more
> of your time, listen carefully to what that person
> is saying. F u love somebody, you will rejoice at
> that person?s success. And most importantly, if
> you love somebody, you would pray for that
person
> and bring him or her to the Savior.
>
> Now that?s what the real issue in love is all
> about. And that?s the right perspective.
